Are You Ready to Get Spanked?

Yeah, I know you came here expecting something dirty.  Get over yourself, pervert!

I'm just an average dude with a wife, kids, a job, and a mortgage and I'm here to whine and complain about my life.  You can either join me or move along.

Since you're still reading this, I might as well tell you a little something about myself.  I'm old, out of shape, lazy, and grouchy.  My wife annoys me.  My kids annoy me.  Their kids annoy me.  Actually, I"m pretty fond of that generation. Come to think of it, I like my kids too every now and then.  Sorry, I lost the thread of my rant.  Let me get back to it.  My job annoys me.  My co-workers annoy me.  Politics annoy me.  Easily triggered, whining because they didn't get a participation trophy leftist snowflakes annoy me.  Ultra right-wingers who put the blame for all of America's problems on whichever group they're not a part of annoy me.  And, I'm betting if I ever met you, you would annoy me to.

Are you getting the idea?

I bet you're sorry you stuck around, aren't you?